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Dossier № C-1362837194 · retrieved 2026.07.16 · Pilot Dossier Division

Eat My Shorts Inc.[EMSI]

Almost Competent <PR0FI>

CEO Hamilton Ellecon

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Members

106

Founded

18y 3mo ago

Kills

21,315

Losses

7,924

Danger

64

ISK destroyed

5.6T

ISK efficiency

82%

Prime TZ

EUTZ

Combat record

last activity 2026-05

Kills · losses — last 24 months

Alliance record

12 entries

Almost Competentcurrent2017.05.29 — present · 9y 1mo
Unaffiliated2014.05.30 — 2017.05.29 · 3y
Unique.2013.12.26 — 2014.05.30 · 5mo
Unaffiliated2013.12.14 — 2013.12.26 · 12d
Suicide-Commando2012.12.20 — 2013.12.14 · 11mo
Unaffiliated2012.09.14 — 2012.12.20 · 3mo
Valkyrie Coalition2011.12.23 — 2012.09.14 · 8mo
Unaffiliated2010.12.31 — 2011.12.23 · 11mo
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate

Active hours — EVE time · leans EUTZ (61%)

Most active pilots — by kills

Hamilton Ellecon×2611
Cadval Zandor×1829
Arame Azur×1815
MasterChief321×1682
Dragoon Caredaan×1569

2010.10.12 — 2010.12.31 · 2mo

Unaffiliated2010.05.04 — 2010.10.12 · 5mo

Freelancer Coalition2008.04.13 — 2010.05.04 · 2y

Unaffiliated2008.04.07 — 2008.04.13 · 6d

Eat My Shorts Inc. · PANTOSCOPE